Even more of the worst album covers ever

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  1. Rosemary B says:

    I might be the only person that knows Heino.
    He was a German singer, born albino or something and always wore glasses. Google him, he sings with
    André Rieu LOL My mom and dad lovedddd Heino.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0NQvPhxBxU LOL I know all the words and sing along. That was many years ago

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  2. Wow! 🤣 where do you find these?!! The Bee Gees one…really?!

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  3. Citizen Tom says:

    I think my favorite is “The Happy Sound of Ragtime,” but the expression on that guy’s face has nothing to do with ragtime.

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  4. ibikenyc says:

    Some of these are (bordering on) blackmail-worthy!

    So much really-bad hair!

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  5. John Holton says:

    These are brilliant!

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  6. The only one of these albums I think I’d want to hear-if I could borrow it for free from the library-is “The Rappin’ Reverend.” 🙂

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  7. mitchteemley says:

    Oi. No, no, no, no, no.

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  8. I can’t help wondering (now..) if the lights all went out in Cucumber Castle.😂

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  9. Egad! I think, down buried in the catacombs, I may actually have that Bee Gees LP. 1970, well before they went disco, and next after their experimental red-flocked two-disk album Odessa. (The cover was flocked, not the LPs.)

    The rest of these covers! Yowsers!

    Searched for Shep Fields and his Crippling Rhythms! (YouTube is like Wal-Mart; they’ve got everything!) They had a sound reminiscent of Spike Jones, comic, but not quite as frantic. I could imagine them as music tracks on old Fleischer animations. And right after I wrote that, I found a clip of Shep &al. in a high-quality live-plus-animation bit, “This Little Ripple Had Rhythm,” from the Paramount Picture “The Big Broadcast of 1938.”
    youtu.be/6T2r2hd1USs

    *Had to dig to find the animators, but IMDb for BBof1938 lists them as Leon Schlesinger, Robert Clampett, Chuck Jones, Robert McKimson, and Irven Spence – wow! All tip-top animators!!

    Rippling Rhythm (instrumental) 1936
    Their theme song
    youtu.be/7Q6qtVygIfM

    That Old Feeling
    youtu.be/UO-0g4tkOeQ

    Moonlight And Shadows 1937
    Bob Goday, vocal
    youtu.be/cCRGjcAG6i8

    They just don’t write ’em like that anymore.

    Oh, wait. RIPPLING, not Crippling.

    Anyway… 😉

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  10. Andrew Joyce says:

    That’s some hairdo on that woman (on the left) in the “Singing Rickey Family.” She probably doesn’t ride a motorcycle. No way could she get a helmet over that thing. Come to think of it, she doesn’t need a helmet with that coiffure.

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    • If you take that gravity-defying hairdo out of the equation, she appears to be roughly the same height as the man in the group. If he’s average height, then she must be close to six and a half feet tall with that hair. Imagine the things she must bump into and/or get hung up on!

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  11. Some of these are just regular, unvarnished folks, but a few are distinctly weird. And what is Shep Fields doing there? Blowing bubbles or sipping?

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  12. ktz2 says:

    Hey remember in 1990 when, for about 10 minutes, Vanilla Ice was famous and people bought his record? and that album cover picture was actually cool. haha

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  13. That beehive on Mrs. Rickey reminds me of “The Kramer” painting: “…. a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”

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  14. Corrie.S.P. says:

    I saw a pretty bad one today. Pat and Lolly Vegas at the Haunted House😂

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